Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
no you cant smoke seaweed
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
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