i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
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After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
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He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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