remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
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and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
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What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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