If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
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at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
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I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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