I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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