Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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