I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
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i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
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Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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