My brain says no but my pants say off.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Randomize
