What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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