Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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