Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
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I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
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Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
How does one acquire holy water?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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