Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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