How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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