You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Your penis caused this!
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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