Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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