If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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