just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
don't judge my taste in strippers
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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