I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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