she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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