Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
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Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
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Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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