Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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