i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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