never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
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I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
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You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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