Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
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I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
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We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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