i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
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I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
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we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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