I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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