CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
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Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
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You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
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also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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