Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
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Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
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Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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