i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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