Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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