Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
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How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
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So much rum. So many feels.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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