im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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