no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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