Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
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The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
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I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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