i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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