so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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