All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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