I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
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My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
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this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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