it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
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