After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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