We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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