i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
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It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
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Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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