he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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