Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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