seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Randomize
