super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
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