oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Randomize
