what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
