why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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