Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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