look no pants
Betty ford says i'm here all night
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
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you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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