My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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