Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
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NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
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You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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